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Whoa! Claire: Oh, no! Alvin: Yikes! Oops. There is this new thing! It is called "knocking"!! Dave: Get out!! Alvin: Uh, I am waiting for the rinse cycle! Dave: Out!!!! Alvin: Whoa, whoa! I am taking a shower, here! Dave: You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what?! Today would be at the top of the list!! Alvin: And it is still early! Dave: Clam it, sudsy!!!! All right.Īlvin: Stupid. Where's Alvin? Alvin! Simon: You own me big time! Dave: Alvin?! Alvin: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Good idea, right? Dave: Oh, my God! Theodore, did you just.?! Theodore: Um, um. Sorry doesn't get my job back, now does it, Theodore? Why are my clothes all over the place? Simon: Oh. Dave: Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. Dave: On my presentation boards? You got me fired! Theodore: We didn't know.
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Theodore: Just stay calm! Simon: And there goes Theodore.ĭave: Guys, what's this about? Simon: Obviously, Theodore's butt. Theodore: Alvin! Alvin: Dave! Help! Dave: What?! Simon: Well, at least it wasn't the garbage disposal. Theodore: Ooh-ooh-ooh, Can we go with you? Dave: What? So that you can mess that up, too? Uh-uh. a little stage fright? Theodore: I thought my heart was gonna explode! Alvin: We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway? Dave: Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you own me. Now go to sleep.ĭave: What was that?! Simon: Uh, nothing, just. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8:00. They left early to join a commune.ĭave: Off to bed. Dave: Well, where are your parents? Simon: When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off. Dave: Gotcha! Alvin: Hey! ĭave: Are you guys always like this? Simon: We're kids, Dave. Alvin: I kinda liked him better when he was unconscious. Dave: Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. Simon: We're getting off on the wrong foot. Alvin: Gross! Is this his house? Simon: No. Stylish, yet functional- Theodore: Uh, but where did the mountains go? Simon: Give me a break. Theodore: Where are we? Alvin: Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I need something new, I need something fresh. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks!!!!ĭialogue Alvin: That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid, tree!!!! Simon: Whoa!! What's happening?!?! Theodore: Guys! I think he made it angry!.